Pieces of me


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As we sit down at ihop….

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fucking PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

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I seem to have developed a strange hairy growth on my chest… gotta love dog sitting. :p

I seem to have developed a strange hairy growth on my chest… gotta love dog sitting. :p


Death Certificate Signing.

  • Lawyer: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
  • Pathologist: No.
  • Lawyer: Did you listen to the heart?
  • Pathologist: No.
  • Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
  • Pathologist: No.
  • Lawyer: So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you?
  • Pathologist: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practising law somewhere.
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